the glass is not half empty it is poisoned don't drink the water drink vodka half the night singing in pure delight you rule whoever you are a companion by my side vandal of truth the road to success is fraught with the landmines of success don't drink the water drink art half the night looking on in naive delight you rule whoever you are a companion by my side desperate for truth from the vistas of humanity it all feels the same don't drink the water taste the air in a field in the shade asleep with a trashy novel on my face you rule whoever you are a companion by my side who also has forgotten truth conveniently promise me nothing the future is a dream don't drink the water eat the snow not the ice cream sold in earthly parlors find us a cliff and we can fly for a short time you rule whoever you are a companion mocking life truth is sex in the snow every millionaire is a failure the greatest adventure in life is worth a dollar don't drink the water laugh at the people freedom is in the breeze blowing gently through the branches freedom is flying a hang glider over the great lakes freedom is life not suburbia don't drink the water it is poisoned. - "The Glass is Not Half Empty," Connelly Barnes 2007-10-07