Mr. Cough, why must you hack and sneeze all around?
Ms. Cough, always the germs abound!
Dr. Germ, every day of the term
Jr. Germ, covered in dirt like a worm
If the rain comes out, don't wear a coat!
Snorting, rasping, covered in slime, like a boat!
Here you say, take this it's free!
I say, cover your mouth please; none for me!

- Mr. Cough, Connelly Barnes, Sept 29, 2015